If ev'ryone wore skates as shoes
We could live without care!
What better way to banish blues
Than skating ev'rywhere?
There are other upsides to tell-
None would ever be late,
We'd cut fossil fuels as well
Not to mention lose weight.
Nike could make a style skate shoe
Prada make skate high heels,
We could put skates on our hands too
And turn cartwheels on wheels!
And in the markets, can you see
How quickly we could shop!
The one difficulty would be
When we wanted to stop...